Today in Sacrament meeting- in the Hemming's Pew

So, we are in Sacrament meeting and Stellar is jumping on my lap while they are passing the sacrament and is saying "oo- oo- aa- aa" -like a monkey. Everyone starts giggling, including Josh and I. Then he gets off my lap and runs down the pew to the light switch, and tries to turn off the lights in the chapel.Josh runs down to grab him and holds him. While he is holding him Stellar Pulls back is arm and goes in to punch Josh square in the face. Then he starts trying to make out with Josh. Then finally the sacrament is over and Josh gets up to go to the bathroom and Stellar tells me something like he is going with Daddy, before I could catch him he runs to the chapel door slams his hands on it and screams"Daddy!" Everyone giggles again.I promptly pick him up and carry him out, Rainy follows, Therefore we have cleared our pew.Again.This seems to be a weekly occurence due to our two year old. Our treats, toys and everything else is still there.Embarrassing.Then Josh sees us in the hall he chats with Stellar. We go back in, all of us. Shortly after returning to our seats Stellar starts growling and trying to bite my face like a "monster"- more specifically Sulley from Monsters Inc. again this is followed by giggles.Luckily by this time, its almost time for sacrament meeting to be over and at this time Stellar was escorted quickly to Nursery to by his Father. "Class" is where he wanted to be anyways. He loves Nursery, and Simon- his best bud.